everybody's new job

 hi guys, in tandem with our simplediary prayer and help drive, everyone should kindly sign up here: https://www.opinionoutpost.com/en/     AKA, Alam Na.   AKA, Operation Detox === it's absolutely everything. Absolutely everything.

letter to filipinos: pay money offerings instead of meditating (as religion)

 instead of meditating, you should pay offerings to church instead (as a form of prayer). you may go straight to (the catholic church) and pay monetary offerings, instead of meditating. exchange tayo.

couples' therapy for everyone.

 answer all the incorrect quotes with the correct answer. use simplediaryapp. answer together with your boyfriend or girlfriend: stamp your work with: nationality and currency (japanese kraft paper, japan yen, vacation in fukuoka) - your request. 

incorrect quotes generator is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ 

extra websites (up for grabs)

 fun apps

https://blarb.co/ (ephemeral)

https://diasporafoundation.org/ (go to a different country.)

https://spacehey.com/ (join if you're just a kid.)

https://www.mageo.com/ (if you're pangasinense.)

https://www.tally.ga/guest (i want to use this for my work.)

https://spectr.site/?lang=english (assumption antipolo.)

https://heypster.com/ (send2gingko. are you a hipster?)

new marang:

https://papyrus.so/

https://proseful.com/

http://belletristica.com/

http://livedinstories.com/

http://orton.io/

https://breyand.com/

https://www.klasterme.com/

http://blogless.datenbrei.de/

https://articlo.app/

https://www.blognow.org/

https://www.sunsed.com/

https://v0lttech.com/promptly.php

https://www.rewritee.com/

https://read.cash/

sss village community app

 sss village marikina city (porsche & lincoln)

fairlane community app.

ayocer [proper name: sss village marikina]

kumon sss village: https://ph.kumonglobal.com/store-locator/sss-village-marikina-center/

sacristan prayer app (high school)

create folder: miho-aranzazu https://diaroapp.com/

i need several foreign language translators to come to the front. may inggles po.

 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ9qugWwL20V6qKbSI0SodnhdNUjV7DUL

what if your kumon is not about you.

 marami pong lilipat ng kumon, like me also.

who are those people? the list of people?

 in emergency? 

where are the areas?

 the areas of danger? the areas of emergency? the areas of war? the areas of famine? the areas of pandemic?

gusto mo bang maglayas ng bahay?

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAePmwWbsXM

kung may headphones ka. popular ka.

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYNTrRVHNmk

miho, maawa ka kasi sa amin.

 yan nga eh. Nakahiwalay yung sarili kong gamit kasi. iba yung ano....for others. for others.

sinong confused?

 sign up kayo dito: https://www.reflection.app/

ano pang kulang? games?

 ang totoo, kung gusto mo ng grand introduction to school..... may LRT train naman pala ikaw. it's actually...operational. if it's operational, it's not a toy nga. it's very big. eh...you can have a toy, but not a friend. you can ride the bus....with all your college friends. may...dala ka bang cellphone? may load? talaga? friend, sabi mo naman pala may reunion. praktisado ka, i trust in you.

eh walang tao daw....sa bread of life.

 linangaw kaya? nobody operated it pala.

friend, pitch is the boss.

 why is pitch the boss? pitch cares. pitch cares about others, so it's complete, pitch cares about the world. this is what pitch means. song lead by a girl.

if you have to show it, it means you're smaller.

 the whole world is just a subsidiary, or just a mere maryknoll, of marikina. kasi may lincoln yung marikina. if you have to show it. if  you have to show it. you know what? marikina has pitch. we didn't show it.

marikina

 it's a pre-computer world.

who are the researchers? game! :)

Lyceum - they study crime.

UP Diliman - they study taboo.

La Salle - they study Quezon City.

FEU - they study Pasay City.

UA&P - they study history.

warning

 tapilok.

world prayer cell

 join the world prayer rally in silence only. https://simplediaryapp.com/

worldwinner: world money sweepstakes

 win some cash, try your luck. try your luck here https://www.worldwinner.com/

conferences venue.

up diliman only po.

academic age groups sa up diliman.

tik tok https://www.tiktok.com/ - 10th children pataas.

gaia online https://www.gaiaonline.com/ - 11th children pababa.

choose your school character. sign up here.

liberapay https://www.liberapay.com/

patreon https://www.patreon.com/

coindrop https://coindrop.to/

ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/

peachpay https://peachpay.app/

buymeacoffee https://www.buymeacoffee.com/ :)

hello up diliman students. apply your job here.

 raket.ph https://www.raket.ph/. also, apply for up diliman admissions here http://www.librarything.com/.

hello recycler kids. kindly be present at feu manila.

apply sa feu manila here https://www.feu.edu.ph/index.php/be-an-feu-tamaraw/freshmen-application/. take your academic essay job here. https://limewrite.com/

hello intellectuals. kindly be present at university of asia and the pacific, pasig city.

university of asia and the pacific, kindly apply here https://uap.asia/application-process

to become academic researchers, apply here https://academicwritersph.com/

to enter the masteral programme, apply and earn here https://surfe.be/

hello, all students and learners. apply for university of the philippines diliman.

lahat kailangan pong sumama. apply here https://www.coursera.org/

for bonafide up diliman students, kindly take a physical exam at the campus. you don't need an org.

for others, kindly apply at coursera. pwede rin yung UPOU, if it is applicable. you also need an org. you also need to volunteer. example of org: PsychSoc, UP Underground

hello, friends of philippines. kindly show up at lyceum university.

please be at lyceum of the philippines university, manila. apply https://manila.lpu.edu.ph/admissions/

to become an academic researcher, apply here https://wordsmith.ph/

hi stars. wanna be artista?

sign up for the new MTV here. free drinks. https://www.mixcloud.com/

hi academic researchers of la salle. here's your essay job.

be present at de la salle university, manila. https://www.dlsu.edu.ph/admissions/scholarships/

please apply here: https://writology.com/

hello po, ms. spaghetti. kung alalay ka ng boyfriend mo, kindly apply for a foreign exchange program here  https://www.dlsu.edu.ph/offices/ovperi/sep/   personally, i'm thinking of applying from shanghai jiao tong university.

hi fanfiction.net. did you forget your academic researcher job?

kindly be present at dominican college, blumentritt, san juan city. http://www.dominican.edu.ph/admission.html 

also, kindly apply for the following job:  https://writingcreek.com/

wala ka bang alam sa school?

kindly sign up and have a chat with us on edukasyon.ph https://www.edukasyon.ph/

assigned textbook: medical students

you can read this online. red cross international, de la salle medical and health sciences institute https://open.umn.edu/opentextbooks/textbooks/cardiovascular-pathophysiology-for-pre-clinical-students. de la salle medical school https://www.dlshsi.edu.ph/academics/college-medicine/

catholic schools or colleges

 enter here: https://rewriter.app/

the end of kalokohan

 what if he doesn't arrive?

i have a friend

 who knows a friend. who knows a friend. who knows a friend. hey girlfriend, i need to borrow some money.

i believe it.

 i believe that older people are okay.

human delinquents

 sign them up here: https://www.reflection.app/

the human job.

the first era. the signs are there. why, all the job of a humanbeing is written down on the united nations official website. 

dear humans, this is what humanity is all about https://www.un.org/millenniumgoals/

(1) eradicate extreme poverty and hunger. alam mo ba yon? food volunteers, restaurants are needed. eh paano kung hindi gusto ng mga americans yung mga fried chicken namin? kahit gutom sila?

(2) achieve universal primary education. so...are you actually feeling inept? kulang ka nga sa education. baka hindi ka pasado sa elementary school.

(3) promote gender equality and empower women. what if women really lie down and sleep at work? okay lang ba talaga yung housework? is it not cool enough?

(4) reduce child mortality. pwede mo rin i-break and likod ng mga bata sa kakahingi ng young and eterprising theme, for like, your next facebook project.

(5) improve maternal health. umm, gets mo ba? are you informed? did you even go to a proper high school? hindi mo ba alam? paano nga eh.

(6) combat hiv/aids, malaria and other diseases. kaya...work ng doktor. how will not get hiv this time no?

(7) ensure environmental sustainability. okay she wants work in her shop kasi. kami na lang bahala, bok.

(8) global partnership for development. ang totoo... this comprises all the housework. but no, everybody knows about that. but no, hindi naman puro research. but no, i'm going to bypass all security instead, and go to the cool place.

they're white. they're ready. go chat.

here, chat with them. it gets generated in their feed. https://myanima.ai/

i invented my own ways.

may sarili akong paraan.

bypassing the firewall

sometimes, access is denied.

list of red flags

military types or military genetics or military families, vertigo, bipolar or mood disorder, tendency to measles or mumps, dandruff, malaria, clogged nose

pls don't flag us

i'm not on the run. i think before i speak. we got flagged. we got ghosted online. the googly eyes --- we got ghosted online.

teach the youth

use cram.com https://www.cram.com/. the youth service hangs out at gaia online https://www.gaiaonline.com/. all the kids are already victory youth service by default. https://victorymetroeast.org/youth/

to become a tutor of today's children

join unicef to become a scholar. become a donor to have paid membership - pay to become a teacher of today's children. https://www.unicef.org/

they just forgot on an empty stomach.

hamburgers.

i learned it from st. scholastica's college

i know graphs. i know maths. i'm a graduate of st. scholastica's college, ermita, manila.

life of a katulong (under geneva law)

you shall only leave your room when called. you shall have 1 computer for holstee reflection app. you have pre-recorded audio in your room, from the security speakers.

marriage, apply here:

apply here for a wedding: https://youllo.net/

american citizenship is college-ness.

dear tagalog tribe, apply as nurses today.

are you an indonesian tagalog? apply here, serve god. be employed by veterans hospital (p. tuazon, cubao area) https://coun.etherapypro.com/getstarted

wanna be estudiyante?

apply here! https://www.reflection.app/

popular si kathryn bernardo.

yun lang po.

the thing ngayon

cameras

to victory

bawal lumabas sa street without proper catholic uniform and also ID Lace.

may accessories siya. may boyfriend daw siya. may kilala siyang aggraviado. may modern romance siya.

chat with office guys.

talk to the office. office chatbot https://www.cleverbot.com/

from sakura inori.

i give liza soberano the name of america.

duterte and inday sara shall speak. also i do staff.

how do we give way to liza? also the church.

changes in the church

wala po si jesus christ sa middle anymore. somewhere, not in the middle. moderno na tayo.

it's not you. si liza soberano nga yung krus.

siya nga yon. bakit ka naging katulong. liza nga yung krus.

well, what do i think about saying no?

kung hindi ka, hindi ka nga. andaming jokes, andaming free time. maraming free time, mag-office ka na lang. loser ka ba, pag loser ka, rakist ka. wag kang rakista, wag daw mag-church, mag-devotions ka na lang sa bahay. about jotham's voice, you have to change your attitude, you have to serve liza jotham, matatalo ka na. matatalo ka na jotham. you have to serve liza. you have to serve all.

hindi type ng america ang mga sumusunod:

office, school, hospital, church, restaurants, malls, groceries.

gatelocked

victory is gatelocked in the victorian village. taga-suburbia east nga yung america ---- nasa labas nga yung america. victorian village is a hospital.

banned in victory

wearing black or red. always wear your catholic uniform on the street.

banned

cameras, camera phones, webcams, laptops

kung mag-oorder ako sa upstairs, dadating agad yung food ko.

god save the queen

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NiHWwKC8WjU&feature=share we really don't stop at this

god save the queen

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mF5etHMRMMM&feature=share

national silence initiative

6 Things You Should Keep Quiet about and Some Good ... https://www.learning-mind.com/keep-quiet The reason why you should keep quiet is because these complaints or comments are like open doors to other people. They invite others in to cause division – bad advice, stealing partners and even instigating violence. god save the queen https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/God_Save_the_Queen_(lyrics) Dieu protège la reine De sa main souveraine ! Vive la reine ! Qu'un règne glorieux, Loin et victorieux Rende son peuple heureux. Vive la reine !

bayan, we shall serve god.

https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/what-does-it-mean-to-serve-god “Whoever serves, [let it be] as one who serves by the strength that God supplies — in order that in everything God may be glorified through Jesus Christ.” God is seen as glorious when all our serving is moment-by-moment receiving from God’s supply. Glorify God and not ourselves.

national prayer initiative

pray for humility and ability to go on and serve god. https://simplediaryapp.com/

places to volunteer

ecosia https://www.ecosia.org/

threadless https://www.threadless.com/

givewater https://www.givewater.com/

7cups https://www.7cups.com/

chatspin https://chatspin.com/ or silid-aralan incorporated

taskrabbit https://www.taskrabbit.com/

wisdo https://wisdo.com/

para fair nga, kuya jotham

dapat may special thing ka talaga.

 

for all those ravens

they all have 1 app to use. https://web.reflection.app/

detainees - PSBA

brown girls - raya school

new zealand girls - mater carmeli school

big girls - st. bridgett school

horsey girls - UP Diliman CFA

texas instruments girls - sta. catalina college, manila

what really happened to these girls? they went drinking with the boys.

visiting kuya jesus' house

 ask permission first. http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=aa0613bd7e35f089

visiting miho ando's house

 are you allowed to go behind bartlett hall? ask permission here https://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=a5a903495e374e3c

are you spanish enough? gateway to activism

 are you cut out to be an activist? https://andychatbot.com/

gateway to academia

 see if you can make it to school! https://englishpracticechatbot.com/