lahat sila, hindi makapasok sa school sa (ibang bansa) kasi bingi sa diyos sila!

 

lahat to, marang ng school

• schoolcists
• music students
• anthropology students
• mass comm students
• popular people
• the cool kids
• mga gamit na wala sa oras
• mga tindahan na wala sa oras
• mga religious bibles and guides na wala sa oras
• mga computers and cellphones na wala sa oras
• mga selfish na birhen
• mga busybody-runners who give away too much

Ate-ism is the news: it ruined the world.

 

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 19:04:05 +09:00

it seems like the answer to what the news is...is the OPM People are invading. first of all, i did not know that we had No OPM Friends. i thought we Haz OPM Friends. but actually, they all want to go to Muntinlupa. now, the OPM Friends are really running around with the real news. the real news is this: buy out all the things that are in the Public Market. or else the Lord of All will not get enough prayers.

then, the OPM Friends came from Paranaque. they are busy trying to find a building. a school building for themselves. they don't know how to build their own school building.

then, the People Who Are Cool like Muntinlupa are always turning a blind eye to everyone else. they cannot take their eyes off something: younger girls who are just joining in on some oldest sister's life.

Hollywood just came from Quezon in Capitol Hills area. they came from New Era University. they hated an oldest girl in Muntinlupa and becom berserk jerks.

the younger girls are turning into berserk jerks also.

those Ate-ists in Muntinlupa turned all their younger siblings into berserk jerks.

the Ate-ists have some sort of cafe theater where they just act like queen. using their queenship, they just act out evil feelings with no control.

dear friends like marichelle!

read this story.

i made this story for you guys.

sabihin mo kay criselda:

 sagutan niya ito: getinkspired. sulatan niya ng mga kwento. para meron siyang laman. ikaw din! sulatan mo yung website mo para meron kang laman sa account mo. para meron kang backstory!

MARICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

isang awit para kay marich.

 

 don't kill my friend.

 marang ng spatial faggots

 lea salonga to.

anong sport ng lahat ng walang sports.

 even africa: cheerdance.

isang awit para kay nicole torres.

 

isang awit para kay adeline intervalo.

 

lakad ng lakad talaga sila sa buong world para maghanap ng bahay.

 bakit, mabuti ba yon? naghahanap ka lang ng bahay, alam mong aabot ka na dito: survival.

edi ang sagot nga: may sarili ka nang bahay!

kung mahilig ka lang talaga sa DOJ

 mahilig ka lang. i have a problem set for you to solve. 

here it is.

kung talaga kang walang mahal

 

ibig sabihin, wala kang gusto na tindahan.

 kung hindi ka naman menor de edad, wag ka namang nagagalit.

ang menor de edad, basta below 18 years old. kung may tinutukoy kang bagay, kunyari, the word might be "immature". 

if you're really a minor, you might prefer cartoons to real life.

ako din. i'm a minor talaga. i'm 17 years old. i really think that GIFs tell me about what's happening right now. instead of something like: Candid Videos.

 ganito kasi ang mga tao

tapos candid NA WALANG ADDED DESIGN.

 AYAW KO SA PAGKATAO MO. HINDI TAYO COMPATIBLE.

tapos candid na kalahati :>

 NAHULI RIN KITA.

tapos candid?

 edi, pahiyain mo lang siya. AYAW KO RIN SAYO.

kung mahal mo siya, sabihan mo siya??

 pagsabihan mo siya? O:

yung mga tanong na yan

 wag mong sinasabi yan? parang

wag mo tanungin ang isang babae kung "simple" siya. >:P

 どんな単純な女の子???? wag mo tanungin ang isang babae kung isa siyang "simpleng babae". hindi naman okay lang magtanong ng mga greetings and salutations talaga. hindi polite yon? salitang tondo, manila yon.

wag mo tanungin ang isang babae kung matalino siya o magaling siya???

 ang taas ng bayad! ayaw ko na sayo!!! CE JEU!

wag mo tanungin ang isang babae kung pangit siya???

 hala, pangit ako??? ayaw ko sayo!!!

ang babae ay hindi pangit.

 ang babae, masaya talaga sa sarili niya. nagagandahan ang babae sa sarili niya talaga. ang babae, walang alam na pangit. ang babae, maganda lang lahat ng meron. 

 just hold your panty and sit tight while we wait for permission to go downstairs on march 1 2023.

saan galing yung mga mama mary. edi galing nga sa oliva. 

tapos meron silang punk and metal.

jehovah's witness sila. yun pinanggalingan nung tela.

tawag dun sa tela ay tapis.

purgatorio talaga yung quezon.

yung africa ay nalalaos sa sarili nila, kaya nananawagan lang yung pasay na mag-like at sumagot sa mga ultra-hirap na tanong galing sa hell. "excuse me, pa-homework help po"

ganyan kasi kausapin yung mga fire pokemon.

kami: water pokemon. 

not grass pokemon.

exclude quezon nga.

you have to convert all those tapis to: fun cafes for all our feeds.

this is your medical school.

 Gain Your Medical Training Here.

 ang buong world, nagkaroon talaga ng punkrock scare nung 1970s hanggang 1990s. noong year 2000, naisip na natin na wag na rin lumabas. hirap talaga tayong lahat makatulog gabi gabi, kaya pinasok sa disaster klasrum ang buong world ng DepEd of the Wilderness.

sa ilang mga campus klasrums natin, nakakilala tayo ng mga babae na masyadong maganda talaga. sunod nakakilala tayo ng mga totoong aktibista.

sunod, nakakilala tayo ng mga taong masyado kung mag-aral sa klasrum.

sunod, napauwi na lahat ng tao, at talagang naideklara na nga yung COVID-19 Pandemic and Quarantine. hanggang ngayon, COVID-19 Quarantine pa rin.

[Coronavirus: Work from home if you can]

assignment ngayon nating lahat yan: ikaw, ano bang reaksiyon mo diyan?

 no news? it's called: "watch and see"

 may pamahiin pa ang victory tungkol sa damit.

 may pamahiin ang mga porsche sa mga babaeng nawawala sa kalawakan.

 may ikekwento ako sainyo na pamahiin ng victory. pamahiin ng victory.

 edi, si kent si "Lomi"

ang sinumpaang haunted hause ng bayan natin

 

 i had to take care of "manang ada" or adelaida lovelace simpson, the panganay of kiko sunga, my whole life. sa bahay ko

 bakit ba bawal tayong lahat bumaba? yung marang ng computer, gusto kausapin tayong lahat. makinig ka muna.

 year 2000, nag-restart yung computer. yung marang ng computer, it zapped us in a place that it wanted us to be in. then we were children again. then, wala na sa ating lumabas ng fairview. tapos, the 90s is when they called anakz to go to school and just try to be bigger than their parents and grandparents. then, pinanganak ulit lahat ng tao and the computer was restarted. ako, i was finally born in Shisachoyunokigawachimen, Matsura-shi, Nagasaki, 859-4514, Japan.

DOJ: Thu, 23 Feb 2023 10:13:57 +09:00

 10:09 AM 2/23/2023

ano ba talaga yung ponstan? the ponstan is agawan ng isang klaseng guidebook. agawan ng mga teenager guidebooks. agawan ng mga purity guidebooks.

 talaga kang song of marang.

 nakakalito talaga kayo. kung maglagay ng mga pangalan? kung ang mag-asawa naman pala ng puti ay talagang si "alice" naman pala.

 just sit at home and use the computer.

pwede kahit sa bahay.

neighbor envy?

 

 just sit at home and use the computer.

 mahirap ba maging taong ganito lang?

 you really called for Ms Adelaida Simpson? Siya Si Marie Antoinette.

what is the human genome project?

 

your feelings and mine.

 

 birth pala ng mga elderly people yung cultural dance. hahaha :O

ano bang nangyayari???

 nagkukunwari talaga sila na may pasok.

wag kang mahiya dito sa video ni kuya Jer. kasi, yan hitsura ng puro envy yung environment.

paano maglayas ng bahay?

 

what is LG Electronics?

 

this is an australian advert.

what is being self-absorbed.

 

 kung "ansaveh" ang hanap mo.

 para wag ka tumulala, you have to log in the information by yourself. in your own account!

 akala mo sa americans ay puro after effects.

yung pinanggalingan nila na school.

 it's a detention school for masahista-affiliated girls and women.

 go to the ether: and complete all your requirements. DOJ: Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:37:56 +09:00

 pssst. gusto mong i-borrow yung UC Browser?

 kung wala kang cloud drive, i'm inviting you to use dropbox. create your resume doon. and your official files. 

 it's a state of emergency before dumating ang pasukan. meron kasi kayong halos isang buwan para makumpleto requirements niyo bago magsimula ang school sa araw na June 1 2023.

it's covid-19 nga.

complete your requirements ha? your profile requirements.

may 1 2023 yung mysterious parade ng buhay.

june 1 2023, pumapasok na agad tayo sa kumon.

 dear god: tanggalin mo lang si "paula luna" dun sa up diliman. ilipat mo na siya sa muntinlupa.

DOJ: Mon, 20 Feb 2023 20:07:59 +09:00

 nilamon kasi ni nicole si "paula luna". siya yung nasa mass comm na rebulto. hindi si nicole yon. "african" si nicole.

mahirap maging teenager, sobra!

 

ang mga siyudad?

•  may pasay.
• may quezon.
• may munitnlupa.
• may marikina.

ang mga may kasalanan nito DOJ: Mon, 20 Feb 2023 19:00:12 +09:00

•  tomas morato
• tinapay ng buhay simbahan
• wina wonders siraulo
• climbing the stack of society
• purity galawan
• basta wag dating libro 

LABAS NA SILA. DOJ: Mon, 20 Feb 2023 19:25:10 +09:00

paano nagkita si jotham at si tamaryn?

this is the problem.

 

 psssst. halos wala na bang naiwan? si Kiefer Ravena ang naiwan

 pssst. Mama Mary is always calling on your telephone???

 Would you Believe? That Mama Mary has also been around? But she's always in her bloomers??

 Lea Salonga...has been around. In Disguise.

 

That's Lea Salonga. Talaga.

 Ancient People...Like Sir Nolasco. And Julian Casablancas. And Taylor Swift?

They Cannot Get Their Point Across. You Cannot Understand.

 Sir Nolasco is the 2nd Oldest Humanbeing From The Beginning of Time.

 yung Lolo ni Jotham. is the Kuya of Sir Nolasco

He's the Oldest Humanbeing From the Beginning of Time

 no read no write talaga si Kuya Dyul. T.T

kung GED ka??? T.T

 si Jotham...ay nagsusulat ng mga explanations. sa kanyang blogspot.

 si Jesus...ay isang no-read no-write na tao.

yan yung laman ng puso niya.

 si ate Shalom. walang sinusulat. she just writes "fa"

yan yung laman ng puso niya.

 it's all happening right now? the time is very ripe.

 lahat ng Jupit ay sariling tutor ni Criselda. DOJ: Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:01:47 +09:00

 sorry ka lang ng sorry? sorry lang pala. eh totoo pala.

 si Jesus ay merong sabsaban? meron siyang...Coffee Shop. Testify Coffee and Rare Finds. sa Rotonda ng Manila at ng Sta. Mesa, Quezon City.

 hindi bible ang balita. god came before us all.

 after sobra yung mga gowers. but jotham and tamaryn, a risk manager and a data analyst, are both floating isolate entities. pwede....kahit saan. pero...walang katabi.

 i did not respect my parents.

 cheesecakes. at DOJ. know things. that you can never. understand.

 tamaryn is a daddy's girl. jotham is a mama's boy.

the whole time, the answer was not: ANYTHING.

the answer was: THE REAL CORRECT ANSWER.

OR ELSE.

 so it's actually prom and then wala kang ka-date. ehhhh mahirap. ba. gawin toh?

 gaano ba ka-difficult sagutin na bagay yung awkwardness?

 lahat ng bagay na awkward??? sariling feed ni turnikilyo girl kaya lahat yon?

 talaga bang totoo na rin sayo yung hindi ka marunong magbilang? huwag mong damihan nga ang problema...ng lahat ng tao?

 kung puro uso lang gusto mong kausap, paparusahan ka lang nila. kumausap ka ng bata gaya ni jotham at ni tamaryn. tinuruan ka pa? bata nagbigay ng ethel sayo.

bakit ang bata, alam pa nila na tuturakan ka ng karayom ang pinaka-correct na bagay na hindi masabi ng gobyerno.

 Anna Akana, gf ni Mark Zuckerberg. felt like this. and She Doesn't Look Like aWitch.

 buntis lang yung problema. wala pang peers na kasama.

 this is what Miriam College is all about.

 Oh no you don't! Don' You Watch Disney Channel You! That's Only for Panganay Like Taylor Swift!

 Criselda looks like a Witch.

 papa70, or "Greek Cortina Ortigas" or Fernando Zobel de Ayala. just had an artistic appreciation of coins and money. he decided to create Ayala Malls Incorporated using 1 Peso Coin.

 may kakaibang bansa si Kuya Dyul. he's from Cote di'voire.

it's also called: Ivory Coast

 si Taylor Swift. meron siyang era in England na ganito talaga. totoong video ni Taylor Swift to. totoong English language yan. that's even MORE ANCIENT than Olde English.

 if you ever meet Julian Casablancas and Taylor Swift in real life, they're actually MASYADONG ANCIENT NA TAO kung kausap. kaya nasabihan ka na.

 pssst. ano daw trabaho ng mga kinesthetic? edi, they design tons of currencies like dogecoin. with totoong atm. oh ha? ganern.

 pag puro design yung webpage, tiyanggiya nga.

 Julian Casablancas, Gerard Way, Joyce Pring, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga are some of the Apostles of Jesus.

ang totoo sa buhay.

•  maraming accidents. more than 1.

mga misterio ng buhay na to.

•  walang nabibili na hindi totoong pera.
• walang nabibili sa loob ng bahay. talagang nasa tindahan sa labas lahat.
• may mataas na requirements ang tuition ng lahat ng schools.
• may mataas na requirements ang lahat ng trabaho.
• lahat ng simbahan ay hindi isang inidoro nga.
• walang totoong sweldo, wala talagang pagkain. o damit. o bilihin. o kahit anong libro o notebook o papel. wala talaga.
• pag wala ka namang pinapasukan na trabaho o eskwela, nasa bahay ka...na walang responsibilidad...maliban sa magligpit ng mga dumi at magtipid.

 pssst. paano kasi dadating yung pagkain?

来自新西兰政府的消息。

 这是哀悼的时刻。献给作为传教士独自留在以色列的妇女。他们未婚就留在了以色列。

 可怜那些没有良好社交能力的人。

coronavirus: if unwell, isolate yourself from your family.

 the word for "kantoi" is neocolonization. or remote emotional attacks.

intercontinental zone yung intramuros.

unfortunately we could not assimilate them to manila city by way of colonization.

earm-zone yung cinco hermanos.

separated na iyon from greenland.

the earms: cara, timothy, cyvil, miguel salvacion, oliver, hanban

in the wilderness, walang turuan talaga ng ethel.

kunyari, huling hantungan mo is a glowing CCF sign in makati, hindi ka nila tuturuan ng ethel. para sumakay dun sa freight train, dapat kumpleto na yung ethel mo.

psssssssst!

nawala lang daw yung school.

learning tree...........yung introduksyon.

blue ridge.................yung formation.

quesci...............yung question.

up diliman..............yung challenge.

up town center................yung part-time job.

a brown guy teaching. his family's religion of shia islam. that's kuya miguel puyat. he's a shiite muslim.

he's a brahmin. and he's teaching us.

he wore muslim clothes. in class.

up ayalaland technohub.....................yung internship. 

gaia online..........................is this place.

"gaia" is this place.

qwurty..............is the computer lessons.

baskadia......................is the art lessons.

they're in Baclaran right now.

 

YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING.

YOU'RE STILL PRETENDING.

 convert all the language mistakes to stock supplies for everyone with design.

 the world college cycle is like this. kuya mhawi and ate roni have to go to class. and you have to go to your schoolroom or something.

send2all.

 

hierarchy ng mga needs.

1. 1.) adrienne onday is popular but i'm older.
2. 2.) there's a bunch of abandoned places.
3. 3.) there's a bunch of bookstores.
4. 4.) there's a bunch of stationery stores.
5. 5.) there's a bunch of hauls.
6. 6.) there's a bunch of study notes.
7. 7.) there's a bunch of photos.
8. 8.) there's a bunch of planners to solve.
9. 9.) then it's time to turn the world around.

send2all

•  ferria
• mayo uno
• san jose manggagawa
• DOLE
• COVID-19
• ILO
• pintakasi
• pit senyor

assigned problem sets. load us up.

 List of Colleges

American Business College (friday.app) Sbarro Restaurant - PLINK ETC

Manila Vanguard (slack.com) Army Navy Restaurant - SCHOOLBUS ETC

SNR Membership Grocery (monday.com) Yellow Cab Pizza Restaurant - BUY NOW ETC

Pratt Institute New York (meistertask.com) McDonald's Fastfood Restaurant - BULAG ETC

Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila (zenkit.com) Angel Burger Kiosk - KAMAG-ANAK ETC

Party Pilipinas (sunsama.com) Pizza Hut Restaurant - MOVE IT ETC

PUP College of Social Work and Community Development (ask.fm) Office Warehouse Store - TNGA ETC

Manila College of Mass Communications (whaller.com) Krispy Kreme Fastfood Restaurant - INFORMED ETC

Letran College of Letters (kontxt.io) Dunkin Donuts Fastfood Restaurant - TOTOO ETC

Lyceum College of Public Administration (quizana.com) Mang Inasal Fastfood Restaurant - PATHWAYS ETC

Manila Business College (gruppl.com) Jollibee Fastfood Restaurant - GONEGOSYO ETC

Couples For Christ Manila (tapatalk.com) Anson Ukay-Ukay Store - FIT ETC

The Feast Manila (wisdo.com) Max's Fine Dining Restaurant - MOTIVATION ETC

La Liga Mariquina (cato.social) Marquinton Mall - FOREIGN ETC

Kritika Kultura (critiquecircle.com) Cafe Mary Grace - SOCIAL MEDIA ETC

Museum of Modern Art MoMA (scrapbox.io) SM Hypermarket - SIMPLENG BUHAY ETC

Sangguniang Kabataan SSS Village (infolio.co) Domino's Pizza Fastfood Restaurant - CHILD STAR ETC

DZRH Senior Citizens (notabase.io) Tropical Hut Fastfood Restaurant - PANGANAY ETC

Sangguniang Kabataan ng Pilipinas (peakd.com) KFC Fastfood Restaurant - NO CHILDHOOD ETC

St. Luke's Medical College (7cups.com) Burger King Fastfood Restaurant - INGGIT ETC

Far Eastern University (chatiw.com) Infinitea Milk Tea Shoppe - BASURA ETC

Silid-Aralan Incorporated (chatspin.com) Ministop Convenience Store - DI MARUNONG ETC

Time Magazine (pinterest.ca) Shangri-La Plaza - THE VOICE ETC

De La Salle Gokongwei College of Engineering (skyrock.com) Starbucks Coffee Shop - PLAY ETC

Tribeca Film Festival (neovel.io) C&B Mall Liwasang Kalayaan - SITTING ETC

MTV Music Channel (mixcloud.com) Bonifacio Global City - DAMIT ETC

De La Salle College of Law (crypt.ee) Riverbanks Center - PERMISSION ETC

Polytechnic University of the Philippines (imgur.com) Public Market - PUNAS ETC

Manila National Historical Commission (longwalks.com) National Library of the Philippines Manila - LOG IT ETC

 june 1 2023. pasukan na sa school.

generate these homeschools sa bawat bahay.

•  galing sa ivc
• tungkol sa ivc
• tungkol dito ♬♩♪♩(　◜◒◝　 )♩♪♩♬

school exam results

•  fairlane turned into real researchers
• trevi turned into real school
• greenland turned into real teachers
• timberland turned into real talent scholars
• suburbia east turned into real varsity scholars
• non-marikina turned into real online satellite school....as they passed wordpress and twitter. with no marang.