Friday, September 29, 2023

 Remedial Incompetents need to go to the Free School.



TB?

 TB? that's Tuberculosis.

needs.................a Mukbang.



@%#&

 Pls standby and complete the Government Trait Surveys Requirement.



 Marang ng Adults or Parents is like Microsoft Office. Gowers place their work on Display in a place like Studydrive.

 Pisay was the place of Christmas Parties for the Public School.

ano bang naging kapalaran ng public school? @

 


biglang nag-reply daw yung computer! @

 Mirror Mirror yung Nangyayari!



The Government Projects @

 


A Girl Named "Barbie" &

 


The Club %

 


Ang Nilalang ay "Matalino" %&......................................@!

 


i finally get paid. %&

 


homeschooling requirement &&& %

  •  nah uh uh uh you need to homeschool first.
  • the place to homeschool is Khan Academy. &&& student account is needed.


jireh hong @ chatuml &

 marang nito



Thursday, September 28, 2023

Kasambahay Law @



Wednesday, September 27, 2023

I'm a Samsonite and I'm Really Unstoppable. I'm Just a Porsche With No Brakes. @

What being a Samsonite Feels Like @ I'm a Porsche With No Brakes (Fidel V Ramos, Marcos, Lea Salonga...etc @)

 

Definition of Teens

 

Lahat ng involved dito %&

Fukuoka City, Japan %

The Friends %

Self Publishing %

Being a Data Analyst %

College Life in Manila %

Teaching English in Japan %

VCIS % first time christians.

Ani Almario - Raya School

Kariton Klasrum

Make Room

Manulife PH Mission Possible

 

Saturday, September 23, 2023

Pamilyang M.............Mysterio ng Bayan # (asayment ng mundo) %@

Pang-Office yung Research Papers %&@

How To Be Independent %&#@!^

%uupo ka lang, nalaman na ng sistema kung sino ka talaga%& #^&

Hellogoodbye, Jesao. @%&

Batch 3 ka na. Magazine ka na talaga.

Stillness Is The Move%

GO TO SCHOOL AT THE STEM TRACK (using zorbi) @% go invited ka rin :)

WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE AN EARLY GRADUATION (before school begins%&) @ you're invited

JUST USE THE FUJIFILM INSTAX AND PRINT AND GENERATE YOUR OWN DIPLOMA

INTRODUCTION TO THE SCHOLARS%&@

They will Study K12 in Khan Academy With a Teacher Account Just To Become Legalized As Babysitters %&#

INTRODUCTION TO COURSES%&

May Isang School Lang Yung Batch 2%& @ #

The Rock of Inggit%@&

the story goes like this%&@#

You're Not a Teen Anymore! %& You're Really 40! %&

the last time you used the computer was when you were in High School! %&@

For Anger Management %&

Welcome To The World %&

Introduction To Feature Schools %@

  •  Magazines
  • Batch 3
  • Meets The Pablik

what i want YOU to know about ME%&

The Government %@#

 

Friday, September 22, 2023

ang requirements%

  •  mag-government official yung mga elderly
  • mag-office yung mga parents
  • mag-luto yung mga gowers or domestic employees
  • mag-school yung mga youth


needs ng ibang tao %

THE NATION'S REQUIRED VITAMINS: POCARI SWEAT %@&

 Made With Tears Of The Cross


@% & it all began with the DOJ one day

 


Lea Salonga Was Forbidden By The Law To Ever See Her Genetic Daughter Mihan Ever Again %&&& Because of Her Attitude%&&&

Kape at Pandasal Para sa Mundo %@& Pagkain Para Sa Buong Planeta%@&#

Samsonites Walk Among Us % From Mt. Olympus @%

kiko and baemin %@

a message from Every Nation Greece (WHO world health organization) %@ genetic deficiencies

 

brought to you by Tesla Motors %

ang buhay %

hellogoodbye means djesaw or special girls %

greetings earthlings, welcome to real life%@&#

the world according to Google %@&

the student as an employee %@ the student as a worker %@

department of labor and employment %

the school system @%

the school system dumating nga yung introduction sa school system. what is school. school is your job. office is your job. government is your job.

a chinese language lesson

Studying Japanese Language %@

Chinese and Others %@

Thursday, September 21, 2023

yon %

 mga nasa bahay talaga



nagiging %

 mga taong wala sa bahay



School Organization Scheme %

Batch 1

  • DSWD Schools of Humanism (Loop Habits K12)
    • The Left Behind Kids
      • Ateneo - Geeks
      • Assumption - Prudes
      • Divine Word - End of the World Freaks
      • Siena - Black Lives Export Themselves
      • St. Theresa's - Katulong
      • STI - Kid of Kids
  • Summer School (Gartic K12)
    • The Aggressive Kids
      • Siena - Atheists
      • St. Theresa's - Bitchesas
      • STI - Suicidal
Batch 2 - wala silang classmates. gusto nila sariling computer station. (Threads K12 kung wala sunod SNR Membership Grocery kung wala)
  • Ansisit
  • Online School
Batch 3 - pinili ay homeschool. (Bilibili K12 & PUP College of Social Work and Community Development)
  • Magazine
  • SPED

be assertive and boss it around kasi %@#

why you have nothing to say kasi %@

bakit sila bakekang? %

 

job assessment is here!!! @ #%

 what job do you need to do?



entrance exam is here % @ !!!!!!

 what will you do for love? %



halimbawa, answer this question @#%

sa school............merong mahirap sagutin na tanong % kailangan finish ka % &@

why be creative %@

may pasok sa school kung gusto mo na..........................@ may pasok pag gusto ng lahat @

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

how to school the deped way @

before history began @

wala nang bad @ wala nang sasabihin sila @ talo na sila

wala nang war talo na sila @

anti magulang @

hey fatties we have zaps to give ya (we'll send u flying too) %

what is a hypocrite %

 

would you believe @

 if you're trying to be an engineer

  • teksbuks yung Project Gutenberg
  • talagang Engineering School yung Listography
  • totoong online school mo nga.............Coursera


What is Indian Summer %

it's a place that's full of hot angas %

Philippines. @

it's like Brunei. it's a Christianized Brunei. It's Sapigao-Owned. Philippines is like Kuya Kent from ENC :)

awit ng ENC: Emergency Nurses turned Engineers @

 

Thursday, September 14, 2023

um, medyo nabubully kaming lahat sa bayan @%

hey jude! @

 

 marang ng teenagers pala yung UP @%



SPED ay kailangan %@

https://discoveryk12.com/

ingat ingat sa paninisi ng tao at kung sino-sino lang talaga, dahil police ay nalito. %@

what extraordinary people are like %@

what normal people are like %@

what is pag-ibig? %@ (hoy txnga!)

tayo ay magkakatulad %@

our prayer for hannah leica @%

forgive your enemies. @

lahat ng "anakis" walang job @ :) wala pa :) @

ganito yung religion or si "god"

ganito yung "sistema" @%

dahil andaming asayment @% :)

timplahin mo ang website na ito %@

alam mo bang ganito ang buhay talaga @%

@ don't hide from your parents. that's like hiding from god. %

@ um, excuse me, did you do all of these things? %

 

what is sleep cycle (android app) @%

what is waterminder @

isa isa lang @

hay buhay

great new job openings~! @ oh come on, don't be full of sass :) %

  •  Literably - reading teachers...........teach Silid-Aralan and teach anyone about reading. the LET Review is here. 
  • HappyScribe - translators........................translate languages or transcribe YouTube videos in English (make subtitles). the training is here.
  • KhanAcademy - become a teacher and a babysitter :)


yes, ongoing pa ang school ngayon.

 it was a round of STEM School :)

they used the K-12 service Zorbi from Porsche Motors

tapos, the education plan comes with Zoob Toys talaga :)

@

and also comes with a subscription to Poki Games



how to be an engineer @%

 use something like zoob toys



or use a computer game like this: poki (it's currently being used by ENC like kiko and gingko and vincci and marichelle to study engineering.)

paano kami nagluluto? %

 paano ba nagluluto kaming lahat? %

we're sorcerers and magicians making a potluck :)



controlling your eating

 um, use a method na by takal&

%



 hi. we came from adventure time. our school is de la salle zobel in muntinlupa city. we're tweens.

we speak our own language - it's called Zulip. this is our website: https://kidsofdlsuvillage.tumblr.com/



 the old philippines - upstairs&&&

the new world - downstairs

the new philippines***



 how to reach 20,000 posts.............sing and reach for the sky. talk about your feelings. cry about something. try mo ikwento life mo.....in pictures.....in snippets.



 see if you'll end up in a foreign land if you just stay inside



Tuesday, September 12, 2023

 personally, ako, ang spo ko na edad ay talagang 13 years old.

gusto ko maging 13 years old, na medyo paliwawen pa sa sarili ko. dahil pag 13 years old ka na, pwede na yung rock music. :)



umm, move. move it.

  •  ummm, kung ikaw talaga si doone pedroza, dapat ka kasing basketbolista gurl.
  • tanggalin sa upuan yung mga sportsmen at ibigay nga sa "kanila".


the mina family: isang pamilyang kinalabog talaga ng planeta.

  •  isa itong native na nasa Dulo ng Bayan
    • they just sit and use the computer
    • and use Facebook
    • and blog
    • and use the Internet
    • Netizens sila.
  • merong Panganay na Babae: Si Debbie
    • Panganay nga. yun nga.
    • Tapos ang alam nga niya ganito: mga National Geographic.
      • medyo nagmukha siyang baliw...........
      • tapos, autistic sinabi nung klasmeyts niya
      • umm, sulat ng sulat sa computer si Debbie
        • ginagamit niya lagi, Wordpress
        • mukha kasing may work siya
        • para na siyang si Kuya Momon talaga kung tingnan
      • nag-Facebook si Papa70
      • nag-Twitter si Yohei
      • nag-Homestuck si Keisuke
      • nag-Blogspot si Sakura
      • si Patch Santos ay.........merong laptop na Lenovo ThinkPad
  •  tinubuan sila ng
    • Mga Iba't Ibang Trabaho
      • Lawyer
      • Engineer
      • Doctor
      • Accountant
      • Presidente
      • Pulitiko
      • Secretary
      • Computer Programmer
      • Businessman
    • Mga Iba't Ibang Negosyo
      • Hotel and Restaurant
      • Mall
      • Bank
      • Catholic School
      • Public School
      • Catholicism
      • Christianity
        • Victory
        • CCF
      • Office
  • bumabalik lang sila sa computer :)


pasukan nanaman sa up diliman.

 sa lahat ng marikenyo na papasok sa up diliman, required po magsuot kayo ng luxury clothing as uniform.


ang school materials niyo po ay kailangan galing po sa Moleskine.

May schoolbus po kayo: Volvo Electric Bus.

Ang baon niyo po ay nasa Foodtruck -- ihahatid po nila ang baon ninyo: Gatorade, Dairy Queen, Sisig Hooray, Rodic's. //// ---------------------------------------------------- DOJ: Tue, 12 Sep 2023 06:02:20 +08:00

***kailangan pong isama ito: The Greek Chorus. 

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Monday, September 4, 2023

fly //////// % &&&&

bababa na lang sa earth lahat ng panganay& lahat sila ay papasok sa UP& For 100 Years Only& Then, Break a Leg Ya'll. % You're going to grow Old& %

enroll na sa UP! %

the website is here: https://peyups.com/ Upnote the notes app is here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.getupnote.android&pcampaignid=web_share

mula kay pareng thomson and utol na reuters.

 

*****dahil pinasukan nila yung proper-enrollment FormA shit ni Utol na Reuters& sunod inexclude nila si Utol sa Classes& ang batas nila ay dapat: Hindi Thomson-Reuters kanilang Trabaho& Sorry na Lang& %

Saturday, September 2, 2023

biomorphological problems amongst teenagers

  •  Sobra Sa Laki Yung Mga Boobs Po Nila


 the social structure of students in marikina.


(google drive)



studentry amongst marikenyos begins with people who look like native Manillenials. no, native Manilenyos.

then, they make apps that are cool and applicably useful like Tofugu.

next, Pasig-denizens actually Fallow and send txt messages to everyone they kno. 

next, Gramps and also Court Judges get Inkspired and start signing all the laws and bills they can........

i think i can. i think i can. i think can.

the ketamine dosage.

those citizens of Manila and Pasig all busted all their memory and storage with their writings.


Then something will change in this situation if someone actually organizes them.

Someone from Makati really sleeps all day and maybe studies all night.

Someone from mandaluyong really reads all the books he can and and blabs away on the internet all night long.

Someone from pangasinan blogs all day long and drinks himself to sleep.

But someone who’s really from marikina doesn’t waste time on the internet. He goes to school. Then computerizes stuff at the office.

Then someone who’s really from katipunan…………computerizes things at school then……..drinks everything he can at the office.


But now……………these might be characters that you’re actually interested in.


Gary suzuki. He’s the real metalmouth.

Stacy hampshire. She’s the real annoying one.

Shasha Neriza. She’s a real Mom.

GrandLolo Rickardo Nolly Basco. He’s got attitude.


Wala nang kailangan makilala. 


let it roll %

 

 we're really IB-International Baccalaureate. but then, if they are going to teach us or tutor us, they're really UP.

UP sila.

:)



the social hierarchy

  1.  humanists
  2. the-hillsong
  3. performers
  4. nerds
  5. artists
  6. varsity and cheerleaders
  7. undecided people
  8. taongbayan
  9. hiphop all-stars
  10. IB international baccalaureate

    

fandom.org

 

the location of poverty and real nerds.

how kuya jotham learned from home.

 


 what college should do with sophomores....dapat on-campus dorm sila like container van student housing.

then college...pila-pilahin nila yung mga sophomores.

tapos kami, dahil sasabihin ko pa: hindi kami naging Youth sa De La Salle Zobel. we actually studied at home tapos naging Sage kami...kaya kami naging IB International Baccalaureate kahit High School kami.